everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
I AM THE QUEEN
The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
what rock group has four men that don’t sing
a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage
This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.
If people are offended, they are probably guilty.
I can’t anymore.
if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time
These ice bucket challenges are getting more and more interesting.
the flattened nose, I can’t stop laughing
Another great reddit no sleep story.
This one will really shock you.
by reddit user invictus1988
I…DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
I TOLD YOU SO
things to not put in your butt
I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.
"Not saying you should, but somebody did."