girls are from stupid planet

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke



yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white


dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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"a person’s a person no matter how small"
— Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.   (via sarcasmdrips)

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag


smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.


ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out


chessys:

a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage

chessys:

a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage


stonetta:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.

More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

I can’t anymore.


gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time


fenchurchdent:

sharky857:

These ice bucket challenges are getting more and more interesting.

the flattened nose, I can’t stop laughing

fenchurchdent:

sharky857:

These ice bucket challenges are getting more and more interesting.

the flattened nose, I can’t stop laughing



Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture

connwaer-the-cat:

funnyguywholikesanimals:

pyralsnout:

sixpenceee:

emilytheneko:

sixpenceee:

Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

Read More

I…DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

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I TOLD YOU SO

OHMYFUCKINGOD

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Oooookaayyy.

#oh

nicolacallingearth:

colourme-inkindness:

counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

nicolacallingearth

"Not saying you should, but somebody did."